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Casting Notice ID: 37346 -- Urinetown, the Musical - NJ Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37345 -- Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Aurora Fox Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37344 -- Almost Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37342 -- Crossing Delancey - NJ Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37341 -- Grease - Sturbridge Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37340 -- Need Models for Paid Gig June 30th Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37339 -- The Pajama Game,CT Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37338 -- Feature Films Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37337 -- North Shore Music Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37336 -- Specs Workout – video Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37333 -- Immanuel Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37332 -- New Horizons Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37330 -- GENERIC CRUISE LINE IN CABIN TOURISM ENT Location(s): Find Auditions in Orlando, FL | Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37329 -- Disney's THE LION KING—Eq. Singers Who M Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37328 -- CABARET — Equity Male and Female Singers Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37327 -- Disney's THE LION KING — Equity Male Dan Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37324 -- Disney's THE LION KING — Equity Female Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37323 -- A Year with Frog and Toad. Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37322 -- Stage Door, Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37321 -- PILLOWMAN / MY CHILDREN MY AFRICA Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37320 -- PIRATES OF PENZANCE Chelsea Studios Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37319 -- IRON DOOR THEATRE CO. Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37318 -- Lifestyle Magazine Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37317 -- CHILDREN OF EDEN - NH Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37316 -- Atlanta Trade Show June 25-26 Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37315 -- UNTITLED HORROR COMEDY BrickHouse Pictur Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37314 -- PRELUDE Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37313 -- The Lonely Apocalypse Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37312 -- REGRETS ONLY Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37311 -- Boomers Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37310 -- Attractive Female Models Needed IL Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37309 -- Nunsense-Port Huron MI Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37308 -- Desert Song Student Film Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37307 -- The Countess Location(s): Find Auditions in Portland, ME | Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37305 -- PRIME OF MISS JEAN BRODIE — EPAs Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37304 -- PRIME OF MISS JEAN BRODIE Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37303 -- Lovespring International Location(s): Find Auditions in San Diego, CA | Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37302 -- underground sci- fi feature film Location(s): Nationwide Casting Notice ID: 37300 -- African American Female Models Location(s): Nationwide |
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| We are Howards and you are only a Fine, and being a Fine, you are not fit to regard us with anything more than sullen trepidation Compson) had retired; come with paints and pots of glue and damask wallpaper to cover them (the walls) afresh, while she (the old woman, Mrs ) Now get going, lame brain LARRY: Hey! He didn't do nothin'! MOE: Oh, yeah? Sez who? (This is not for you to judge or even acknowledge, this grievance between Curly and me, but is an old blood enmity which only we Howards can comprehend, while you, being a Fine, cant begin to plumb the depths of it " By David Sheffield FADE IN: INTERIOR: THE COMPSON HOUSE â€â€? DAY She (the old woman, Mrs We got work to do That is it MOE: Spread out! With his pliers Moe grasps his brother's nose, twisting his nostrils inside out Let's break for lunch Compson) had spent the better part of the morning waiting for them (the workmen) to arrive, yet they had not come; and when at length they drew the wagon into the yard and tied the mules beneath the scattershot shade of the water oak and climbed down amid the dust and moiling dogs to survey the house, she perceived to her dismay that they were stooges: two of whom were brothers (Moe and Curly Howard) and a third (Larry Fine) who claimed no part of their lineage but who was nonetheless of their ilk; come to wait, slack-jawed and splayfooted, before the great stair which led to the room where she (the old woman, Mrs Hearing no response, they break into something resembling song: MOE: Helloooo Compson) could only pray that they (the stooges) could refurbish and thereby sanctify it (the foyer) which now suspired with the age-old effluvia of honor and sacrifice and obduracy, still redolent with the wretched sweet scent of inviolability which they (her father and her father's brothers, whose boots these stooges were unworthy to suck even so much as the laces of) had impressed into the very grain of the cypress balustrade upon which he, Moe, the eldest, now knocks â€â€? not obeisantly, not malevolently either, but indolently LARRY: Helloooo FADE OUT Nyuh, nuyk, nyuk At last it is Curly who picks up the plank, rough hewn and smelling of sweet gum, and â€â€? feeling the weight and heft and fiber of it â€â€? swings it innocently (bending to retrieve the tool, the ball-peen hammer dropped casually on Larry's toe) and feeling the awful force of the blow as it (the plank) catches Moe upside his head and hearing the dreadful thunk of wood against bone and sinew, a sound the like of which he has not heard since his uncle (Irving) took them (Curly and Moe) to the park where he (the uncle, Irving) slapped with the blade of an oar the rotting rind of an overripe musk melon MOE: Ix-nay! Put that away, numbskull! Then Moe, aiming his extended fore and middle fingers, thrusting them into Curly's eye sockets, heedless of the pain or even the surcease of sight this might inflict CURLY: La dee, la dah CURLY: Hellooooo ALL THREE: Hello! CURLY: Nobody's home Winning Entry at Faulkner Contest Jul 23, 12:00 PM EST The winning entry in the 15th annual Faux Faulkner parody contest, "As I Lay Kvetching," David Sheffield's answer to the literary question: What if William Faulkner had written a script for the Three Stooges? "As I Lay Kvetching, by William Faulkner â€â€? Stooges Episode 1632; Revisions by Mort Freberg, Abe Shineman, Paul DeMarco, Curtis Ney; Eighth Draft, August 12, 1941 CURLY: Woob, woob, woob, woob, woob |