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NO SEX PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH   - Project ID # 31581
Project Type   Live Event Submission Type   Open Call
Location   Camp Hill, PA Union   Non-union
Rate/Pay   n/a Release Date   04-25-06
Audition Date   12-31-69 Submission Deadline   04-30-06
Shoot Date   12-31-69    
Casting Category   Theatre - Non-Equity
Market(s)   Philadelphia, PA>Pittsburgh, PA

You will laugh until it hurts at this very funny fast-paced farce that ran for eight years in London and delighted Broadway audiences. A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband – the assistant bank manager – innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. What to do with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple? The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed and slamming doors.

There are nine characters in the play, five men and four women. All of the ages cited in the character descriptions are “playing ages” and there is some flexibility in casting. This play is a lot of fun to do. It is a very, very funny fast-paced British farce, so all actors will need to have or learn an English accent. When reading from the script at auditions actors should make an attempt at a British accent, perfection is not expected or required – just give it a try!

NOTE: ALL TALENT UNDER THE AGE OF 18 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A PARENT OR LEGAL GUARDIAN AT ALL TIMES

Role # 1 - Female Submit yourself for this role
Seeking 2 talent(s) for this role
Susan and Barbara: Two ladies of the evening, they play small, but very important and memorable roles in the play. Remember, there are no small parts, only small actors.

Searchable talent specs:
Gender: Female
Age: from 18 to 65

Role # 2 - Superintendent Paul Submit yourself for this role
Seeking 1 talent(s) for this role
Aged between 35 and 65, he is a very take-charge person and a typical police officer of that rank.

Searchable talent specs:
Gender: Male
Age: from 35 to 65

Role # 3 - Arnold Needham Submit yourself for this role
Seeking 1 talent(s) for this role
: A stuffy, stodgy bank examiner (40-65) who becomes frenetic as the play goes on.

Searchable talent specs:
Gender: Male
Age: from 40 to 65

Role # 4 - Leslie Bromhead Submit yourself for this role
Seeking 1 talent(s) for this role
The district bank manager and Peter’s boss, he is about 60 years old and he oozes grace and charm. His name say’s it all.

Searchable talent specs:
Gender: Male
Age: from 60 to 65

Role # 5 - Eleanor Hunter Submit yourself for this role
Seeking 1 talent(s) for this role
Peter’s mothers, she is 50-60 years old, sophisticated, a socialite, a bit of a snob and very pushy.

Searchable talent specs:
Gender: Female
Age: from 50 to 60

Role # 6 - Brian Runnicles Submit yourself for this role
Seeking 1 talent(s) for this role
Brian is Peter’s assistant at the bank. He is very formal, a detail man and a fussbudget who falls apart on a moment’s notice when confronted with a problem that isn’t work-related – and there are many in this play. Eventually Brian becomes frantic.

Searchable talent specs:
Gender: Male
Age: from 18 to 65

Role # 7 - Francis Hunter Submit yourself for this role
Seeking 1 talent(s) for this role
Peter’s wife, she is a lovely young (25-35) newlywed. She is pleasant, but not wishy-washy, especially when confronted by her mother-in-law.

Searchable talent specs:
Gender: Female
Age: from 25 to 35

Role # 8 - Peter Hunter Submit yourself for this role
Seeking 1 talent(s) for this role
Peter is a young (25-35), confident, up-and-coming bank manager. He can handle most situations calmly until he is faced with what happens in this play.

Searchable talent specs:
Gender: Male
Age: from 25 to 35


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